Since it is the War Department now, why not change the other departments to more appropiate names?

My proposal:

Treasury -> Shutdown Department
Interior -> Chaos Department
Agriculture -> Famine Department
Justice -> Injustice Department
Commerce -> Tariffs Department
Labor -> Slavery Department
Health and Human Services -> Snake Oil Department
Housing and Urban Development -> Community Destroying Department
Transportation -> Car Department
Energy -> Planet Burning Department
Education -> Stoopid Department
Homeland Security -> Coup Department
State -> Make Asia Great Again Department