So apparently I have to amend my
ASK ME ABOUT MY CATS
t-shirt to say
ASK ME ABOUT MY CATS ONLY AFTER WE ALREADY HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SPEAK, IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT FROM, I DUNNO, WORK, I STRESS AGAIN, ONLY IF WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN TALKING, BUT DEFINITELY NOT IF WE ARE SILENTLY RIDING AN ELEVATOR TOGETHER, CRAZY LADY, WHAT SIGNAL ARE YOU READING THAT DOES NOT SCREAM INTROVERT
TL;DR THREE OF THEM, ALL BAD
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@jameshowell I must admit I would ask you about your cats, just like I always ask Cobb about Loom in The Secret of Monkey Island. I would mean no disrespect in either case, it's just that the invitation seems so tempting.
