heh saw someone playing yakuza games and thought about that interview with the actual yakuza guy who was like

:blobfoxdealwithit: actually we used to bust someones ass if they sold drugs to kids and shit

so you have an entire class of monsters that will do terrible things for money but thy're like nah man children is the limit leave the younguns alone.

and another class of monsters that are like :blobcatree: LEMME INJECT THE KIDS ALREADY C'MON C'MON LEMME DO IT I GOTTA INJECT EM BEFORE I STICK MY DICK IN THEIR LITTLE ASSES

:blobcatidea: how do we get these two groups to kill each other while we all eat popcorn from a safe distance
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NSA-stoked turf war amongst rival groups by pretending to be either side doing x to the other side.

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