>> Successfully restore someone's dilapidated hand-made wooden box with ornate carvings.
>> Top it off with new coat of varnish, wd40 the rusted lock. Present it back in a cardboard box with tissue paper.
<< Go fuck yourself.
>> Sorry? You said you wanted it fixed.
<< Yeah, but now I have to look at it and feel guilty.
>> I guess I'll go...
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<<<<(2) omg that looks amazing!!
<<(1) yeah, I'm so happy it turned out so well!
<<<< Did you do it yourself?
<< I had to, it really meant a lot to my grandpa
<<<< Why won't lucifargundam do anything for you?
<< I don't know, just always depressed for no reason.

>> ....
>>(Internally) fucking seriously?

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I bet no one who writes Rust has even seen the bigger picture on a lower level nor cares to. Processors are black box magic. They can't comment on the work those do on lower levels with any sort of authority.
I wish a CPU bug upon them. The kind that no amount of debugging on such a high level can find.
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