@soraya
>> We're desperate to hire!!
>> We'll give you a bonus and overstate the title!
>> You don't even need all the qualifications!!!!!!!!
<< I beat all qualifications and will settle for just a small raise from what I currently make, which is less than what you're offering at max.
>> Not you though.
<< Why?!
>> " "
<< Hello?
>> " "
<< ......?
>> We're desperately hiring anyone with a heartbeat!!
<< Screw you too.