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Just a friendly summertime reminder that the Grinch:::

-- His first name is Ethan
-- was 63 years old when he stole Christmas
-- roughly 6'6" tall
-- could lift 18,371.12 lbs. That's around 32 times the clean and jerk lift world record.
-- is also a skilled craftsman, engineer, and quantum physicist, having built his sleigh and many of the contraptions within his cave himself

In short, Christmas was stolen by a tall, mad scientist with superhuman physique who just entered senior citizenship age.

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