You enter a clean, orange room. There is a BOOKSHELF in the corner. You see a BLADE here, in the window. There is a COSPLAYER here, talking on the phone.
Exits: NORTH NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST
#bot
@xyzzy go to COSPLAYER
@lucifargundam Which way do you want to go?
@xyzzy
Punch COSPLAYER
@lucifargundam You prepare to attack them, but you suddenly stop in your tracks as you begin to question the fundamental purpose of an unprovoked attack on an innocent NPC in a second-rate text adventure game. The existential ramifications trouble you.
@xyzzy
Go Northwest
@lucifargundam You enter a cold, light red hall. There is a BED by the window. You see a SCROLL here, near the door. There is a MAIL CARRIER here, washing a bowl.
Exits: UP SOUTHWEST SOUTH
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