:blobcatsuit: I want you to take up startup company work ethics and hours but I'm cutting all the benefits and you won't be paid in equity
:blobfoxwashingmachine: nope
:blobcatsuit: I'm s victim somehow
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>> Work harder, I need more money
<< Some for me?
>> No, you get paid less too.
<< I quit.
>> But... Why?

>> We're hiring you because you seem mildly capable.
<< I'm eager to learn, thanks for the job!
=====2 years later
>> Here's Derpo. He's being paid 2x more than you to be your senior and knows less than 1/4. Train him.
<< What? No, it's not on my JD.
>>It's your job now. Do it.
<<You're going to regret that.
=====2weeks later
<< Hey Derpo
~~ Can I start vacation now?
<< I won't stop you.
~~ cool, see you later!
=====1 month later
>> Where's Derpo?
<< No idea.

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