You will not believe the trick-or-treat trick Microsoft just pulled! 
Before anyone mentions how reliable Google Cloud is, here's a massive outage from June this year:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/google-cloud-outage-apology.html
And from October last year:
https://status.cloud.google.com/incidents/e3yQSE1ysCGjCVEn2q1h
Oh don't worry, Azure is not having a *global* outage, just a "non-regional" one.
@rysiek Looking forward to more outages.
@mapto @rysiek Even better. Although, being offline might tend to give me more time to touch grass and make good trouble.