@TheGrumpySociologist@mstdn.ca ChatGPT just came up with this one:

O Great and Mighty Spaghetti Monster,
We humbly come before thee,
With bowls and forks in hand,
And hearts full of love and gratitude.

We thank thee for the gift of pasta,
The divine strands of wheat and water,
Blessed by thy noodly appendages,
And cooked to perfection with sauce and cheese.

We praise thee for the abundance of vegetables,
The colorful and nutritious treats,
Tender and savory, a delight to our taste,
A bounty fit for kings and queens.

We beseech thee, O Spaghetti Monster,
To look upon us with mercy and kindness,
To fill our bellies and nourish our souls,
And to guide us on the path of carb-filled bliss.

We ask this in thy holy name,
Hail Pasta, Hail Vegetables,
Forever and always, Amen.