Ooh, I've received my #covid19 vaccination appointment.

April 9th is the big day.

I hope getting the vaccination won't mean I lose my hair like the guy at the front.

#covid19

This morning, I feel like I've been shot in the arm with a bullet.

As the leaflet states, one of the common side-effects is: "tenderness, swelling and/or redness at the injection site".

Otherwise, I don't have any noticeable side-effects (so far).

#covid #covid19

"Yes! I am invincible!"

At least, I will be in two weeks when to-day's second covid vaccination becomes fully effective.

Thank you, Louise.

#covid #covid19

For the record...

"Yes! I am invincible!"

is a quote from the Bond movie Goldeneye (1995). The character Boris Grishenko, portrayed by Scottish actor Alan Cumming, makes the exclamation, and seconds later is killed, when an explosion ruptures some liquid nitrogen cannisters. Boris gets covered in the nitrogen, and is frozen to death.

Boris is a computer programmer.

#irony #films #movies #Bond

@mc
I'm submitting that as a contender for best Dad joke of the day. 😃

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