Atheists, please note the following important rules as we approach the second most important Christian holiday.
(1) Atheism is acceptable, but only if you water it down to be more like agnosticism.
(2) Agnosticism is acceptable, but only if you immediately follow up by gushing about how it doesn't keep you from being spiritual.
(3) If you're unsure how to be spiritual, be pious. Piety is the same thing, but we don't call it that anymore.
Merry Christmas!
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I have a friend who told me once: "Thank God I'm an atheist."
... and a Happy New Year.
