Comment on a post about #tariffs and the possibility of #smuggling from #Canada: "without Crown Royal, we'll run into a national shortage of #dice bags."
@bassoonwrath they're multipurpose!
After the collapse, when the survivors admit they're living in Mad Max world, CR bags will become carefully hoarded relics of The World That Was.
Yeah, back in the day a velvet Crown Royal bag repurposed as a polyhedral dice bag was the hallmark of a hardcore Dungeons & Dragons player.
Since you were probably too underaged and too broke to buy a bottle, you had to find a rich old friend and beg for the bag when the bottle had been emptied.
@nyrath You definitely wouldn't want anyone to think you were a paperback player!
@medigoth Non-North American here: what is "Crown Royal"?
@cstross I see your question has already been answered. I love the internet.
A friend on Facebook helpfully provided links to several other liquors, some US-made, which come with handy bags. My reply was, "That's just what Big Dice Bag *wants* me to think. Or drink, as the case may be."
@medigoth those were also our marble bags when I was a kid!