"You picked up the leash and said 'walkies!' Then you got distracted and I never had my walk. I'm sorry it's come to this, but I really have no choice."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store
@TerryHancock You might say it's a real dog's breakfast.
@medigoth
It's a shame some people have to learn gun safety lessons the hard way.