This is Mur 
HALT FEDIZENS 
Horny is spreading rapibly throughout the Fediverse, Hence the Fedipolice has created various Bonking check points throughout Fediverse in view of stopping and eradicating Horny. 
Visit your nearest Bonking centre and get yourself bonked immediately. Help Fediverse get rid of horny 
OFFICIAL NOTICE
REPUBLIC OF FEDIVERSE
@SystemSock
Congratulations!!
You are inducted in our Special Bonking Program where we test new and innovative methods of bonking on our subject 
