The Good Bay Tales

Mughals are getting fucked by Marathas on land and Portuegues on the sea, IT'S TIME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS :D
Mughals sign a treaty with the Portuguese to fuck marathas instead, and give away the seven islands of Salsette as a gift.
Portuguese very happy with the deep waters of Salsette, it allows them to do more business than those British shitbags.
Deep ambition in the Roman Catholic faith pushes Portugal to line up the island of Salsette with churches outshining the territory of Goa.
Also renames the possession to Bombay meaning The Good Bay
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Time passes
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Portugal fighting with Spain to show they are the big dicks of the Iberian Peninsula.
Portugal has a friend, his name is France.
France is very shy, he says he will show up to fight Spain with Portugal but never does.
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SURPRISE!!!!
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France has showed up this time for the battle
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but why is he standing on the side of Spain did we give him the wrong address?? (Portugal in confusion)
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FRANCE IS ON THE SPANISH SIDE
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(_Portugal cries in the corner_)
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Portugal: Hello my old friend Britain 🥹
Britain: Friend? mate you called me 'shitbag' the last time we met 🤨
Portugal: I was young desperate then, but I now know what true love means 😊
Britain: …. 😐
Portugal: Also our king's daughter is very sexy and we know your king likes those big boobies 😏
Britain: 😳 .................................…............…. ok but I want Bombay in dowry
Portugal: Excellent 😁 ………………. When will you be coming to fight Spain? 🙂
Britain: 😒
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__Britain in Bombay__
These Portuguese fuckers didn't had anything else to do apart from building churches? 🤨
- Sir we should build our base of operations here to facilitate trade
+ yeah, yeah, I know. BUT FIRST!! we build a giant fort
- sir, giant fort?
+ Yes, a giant fort
- for what?
+ So that everyone know my dick is the biggest
+ Also I like playing with sand castles as a kid
- 😐, any good name for the fort sir?
+ How about "Fort"? 😁
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