@happysinger TIL that the line "all covered with sand" was a complete and utter lie.
@happysinger The older I get, the more I suspect that my entire youth was an egregious fiction, probably of my own fevered making.
@nullifidian It's weird, eh.
@happysinger It most certainly is.
@nullifidian I have no idea what his original lyrics were, but I learned "...and under a bush / And then my poor meatball / was covered in mush". Or slush.