On the same day that I've managed to gouge a new scar from my hairline to my eyebrow, my wife wandered around to her parents' house during lunch, sat in their garden for it as it was nice, and has come home this evening a shade of red that Satan would find very fetching. We shouldn't be allowed out for our own safety.
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@neonbubble I am constantly surprised in the ways that I can damage myself simply by—for example—shaving my face or going for a walk to the postbox; I have the disease known as “the clum”, and I have it in spades.
You are not alone.
@nullifidian My face is rapidly becoming a map of stupid historical events.