Good morning, Britain.

Might I draw your attention to an awfully dreadful instrument of repression which is making it's way through Westminister?

That is the OSB.

Yes. *That* Westminister. That awful place responsible for getting people arrested for protesting against the monarchy, who wanted to put protesters on ankle bracelets, who want to deport illegal migrants to a country with a terrible human rights record, Rwanda, and who passed a bill to give MI5 agents a license to kill and rape.

This deplorable bill throws around a bunch of rosy, and utopian words. Under the surface, however, lies an authoritarian monstrosity, so complex and incoherent, that even the MPs and Lords sitting in Parliament don't fully understand it.

Through a long and rather convoluted structure, this bill enshrines shaming, harassing, and repressing people for their kinks into law, by breathing a breath of fresh air into obscenity laws which haven't played a real role in quite a few years.

Even viewing porn will require you to provide your ID, so criminals can hack the database, or trick you into handing over your ID by imitating the ID provider, to blackmail and extort you. If you have a humiliation kink, rejoice, you are about to be in for a very exciting experience.

This bill also encourages platforms to tackle undefined "risks", which is presumably whatever the government of the day is having a moral panic over, and if they get it wrong, they could face civil liability. That means bye-bye free expression and hello repression.

That's not all. There is also a clause which allows a new government agency to issue notices to companies to bar them from using end-to-end encryption and to spy on all your messages. Just as the Stasi and Big Brother might.

Will it at least make the Internet safer? Oh honey, you think this is to make the Internet safer? This is yet another tool from a bunch of old fossils who could never get past the fact they can't control everything, and who yearn for the days of television and legacy media when no one could whisper a word on a large scale without their say so.

This is only the beginning. Parliament could amend this law at any time, and even have a mechanism to rush through changes with next to no deliberation called statutory instruments. Anytime there is a moral panic over nothing, you will feel an immeasurable amount of pain and frustration.

Alternatively, the Digital and Culture Minister, a figure who is known for being very politically and emotionally motivated, could show up to interfere in social media companies at any time. The person in this role used to be Nadine Dorries. It is now someone slightly better, although still not what you'd call a reasonable person.

Expect every petty partisan matter to be considered. Illegal migration? Expect random photographs of boats on the channel to be censored.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/634725 You can oppose it by signing this petition and writing to MPs / Lords to oppose this abomination and getting as many people as possible to also do this.