RT @nkjemisin@twitter.com
UPS guy comes to the door to bring me a pkg. Pauses, noticing music.

Guy: Is that the Skyrim soundtrack?

Me: ::twitch:: Yep.

Guy: ::notices I'm sweaty and in workout clothes:: Are you *working out to* the Skyrim soundtrack?

Me: ::snatches pkg:: Have a nice day. ::shuts door::