Hear me out: N95 masks infused with Doritos flavor powder.
@peterdrake That's how you get me even more anti-mask...I'd take that through the mouth, not the nose
@realcaseyrollins Perhaps I can interest you in our line of feed bag RespirEaters?
@peterdrake What are those?
@realcaseyrollins I'm just proposing a mask with built-in snacks. With enough funding, maybe we could also improve the design to pipe in a beverage.
@peterdrake You could get the #NelkBoys on board on the beverage front, and I think they're anti mask
