I was explaining retirement to my son today and he said, "Oh, I might not ever have to work."
"Why not?"
"I am going to ask Santa for $2M this year. Then I'll be able to retire."
"Hmm.. I have never heard of Santa giving anyone enough money to retire on, to be honest. And $2M might not be enough..."

I noticed that he and my wife made the list today and he has now upped the request to $2B. Go big or go home, I guess. 😅