Ok I have a cancelled meeting! So I'm going to tell you the llama arrival story (as the sky above the canola fields outside slowly turns apocalyptically orange from wildfires hundreds of km away... here's something lighter.)
So, my friend has had this llama for years. He's been a good guardian for my friend's goats. But my friend sold all his goats last year (farming is really hard, people need breaks). So what to do with the llama?
Fernando Llamas (they sing Abba songs)
@pieist @sundogplanets
My daughter, who was about 10, and I had a great kids book idea--feel free to steal it. We needed a good illustrator, but something along the lines of two words and killer drawing on each page:
Lounging Llamas (in pajamas)
Laughing Llamas
Lollygagging Llamas
Leaping Llamas (say, overca fence, or ballet)
Lovely Llamas (fancy dresses, hairdos)w
Loitering Llamas (with skateboards and hackysack)
Linoleum Llamas (putting down flooring
You get the idea. It's a fond memory...we had a few dozen "ways llamas can be.'