In one of my very weird and disjointed dreams last night there was a demon cat with an asshole in place of its head. I threw a book at it to make it go away.
There was also a curséd tea mug with a teeny tiny typewriter attached to it that would go clickety-clack, but there wasn't any paper.
@pieist No one dared go near it - there was loud, otherworldly growling, and the typewriter clacking. 😅