Got home to find nobody in. But found my daughter's hamster dead in his cage. Quickly looked for a lookalike & replaced it before she got home. She screamed from her bedroom that he had come back to life. Turns out they went to the art store to buy stuff to build him a coffin.

@fesshole How and where did you "quickly" find a lookalike hamster? How long does it take to go to the art store vs find a fscking live hamster that looks like a dead one and substitute it?

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