@ghorwood When I was learning nodejs I was told it's multi threaded, and that was a lie too.
@pies well, you went and made me read this whole thread and it was actually mildly interesting.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/40028377/is-it-possible-to-achieve-multithreading-in-nodejs
@ghorwood Golang has a very easy to use multi-threading model, I've found. It's a pleasant language to work in after PHP and JS.