小宝出去游泳前各种搞事
我：等你走了我就把门锁上不让你回来
小宝：you are so old after you visited museum they wouldn't let you leave
我路过小宝房间
小宝：我又想到一个：you are so old that when you were a kid, the rainbow was black and white
我坐在沙发上刷手机
小宝走过来：我又想到一个：
You are so ugly, when you visit a haunted house, you come out with a check
小宝继续：you are so ugly, even Hello Kitty says goodbye to you
"you are so poor that you chase the garbage truck with a grocery list
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@greenstate 时尚是个轮回！贡献我最喜欢的yomama笑话：yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone
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@portokadoo 既生po,何生宝！
@portokadoo 具小宝说他就是靠着这一手，俘获了无数猪头的敬仰