@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p I am confused, are you trying to flirt w/ me?

I don't flirt online with people IDK IRL.

And you're a dude, right? I'm straight.

@realcaseyrollins @JoJothegood @Anunnakey @11112011 @p

Hey I’m also a lesbian!

@FailurePersonified
how can you be a lesbian if you're literally a guy? you would be homosexual if you were a lesbian. Logic
@realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @p

@JoJothegood @11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

There’s a lot of assumptions there.
How do I know I am a guy?

@FailurePersonified
Look at your profile picture, gray face bearded guy
@11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p Lotsa #Pleroma dudes use anime girls in their profile, so...

@realcaseyrollins
Your profile picture is not to definition of Anime, look at how cartoonists this profile is compared to yours.
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p I know this. My profile is a Bitmoji. But I'm saying sometimes dudes use pictures of girls in their profile, and some girls use pictures of dudes in their profile picture

@realcaseyrollins
Then why would you say it's anime LMAO?
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p nvm you're missing my point

@realcaseyrollins
Please say more clearly then
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p Long story short, I'm a man and am attracted to women.

@realcaseyrollins
Now I understand you more than anything, you're an 👼.
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified @p why you tagging me on fse filling my notifies there gon block you

@11112011@jpop.club @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011@freespeechextremist.com @FailurePersonified @p @JoJothegood

Oof do you not wanna be tagged in this thread anymore?

@realcaseyrollins

I'm extremely talkative
@11112011 @Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@realcaseyrollins @Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p @JoJothegood nah just messing wit jo jo

@11112011
You tagged yourself, also why are you going to block me? I'm just having a normal conversation here don't need to get mad for no reason.
@11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified @p @realcaseyrollins

@JoJothegood @11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

Women can have beards

@FailurePersonified
How so? That is the most unlikely thing that would ever happen to a woman.
@11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

@JoJothegood @11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

Highly unlikely but not impossible

@FailurePersonified @11112011 @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @p @JoJothegood I've seen quite a few w/ faint mustaches

@realcaseyrollins
On females or on men?
@FailurePersonified @11112011 @Anunnakey @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p I've seen 'em on both but I was specifically talking about women.

@realcaseyrollins
The reason I like talking about men is because their buttholes are tight
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p ew. (I say this as a straight man)

@realcaseyrollins
Why do you think is gross? As a gay guy, I think it's pretty hot.
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p Why would I not? I'm not gay, why would I think male butts are attractive?

@realcaseyrollins
Are you trying to make me sexually crazy here? Don't get me started with the butts, I watch a lot of spanking videos about them, they are extremely well-shaped.
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p I'd rather not talk about this further tbh

@JoJothegood @realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified Not as tight as women, dude. You know, dudes will straight-up eat a bunch of chorizo with coffee, dudes will drink those tubs of artificial garlic Whose buttholes are gonna be tighter? People that se for an entire weekend. So we take these horrifying dumps. The worst deuces. Massive. I just found out that because of these breakfast bars, I was straight-up eating 200% of my daily fiber. I didn't know why I couldn't stop farting for a week, it turns out *that* was why.

So, like...think about it. Dudes are massive, and we ain't act like yogurt is a meal. Whose butts are gonna be tighter?

@FailurePersonified
Have you seen a woman with a beard before?
@11112011 @Anunnakey @p @realcaseyrollins

@JoJothegood @FailurePersonified @11112011 @Anunnakey @realcaseyrollins

doxxing @FailurePersonified https://people.com/bodies/woman-decides-to-let-her-beard-grow-freely-after-26-years-of-shaving/

@p @JoJothegood @11112011 @Anunnakey @realcaseyrollins

SHIT HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?!

@FailurePersonified @p @11112011 @Anunnakey @JoJothegood @realcaseyrollins
I don't want to get ban here, this is officially my home and they took it away from me

@Please @11112011 @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @p @JoJothegood @FailurePersonified Stop grovelling, there are plenty of other instances you could join; getting banned from one is not a big deal, so long as you download your following list

@realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @p @JoJothegood @FailurePersonified
This is literally one of the best instance on pleroma, but this one person keeps on banning me and it's upsetting me

@Please @11112011 @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @p @JoJothegood @FailurePersonified Well sounds like that admin ain't for you, buddy. Move on.

I'm quite sure that you'll be able to find another #Pleroma instance where you can still interact wit the kiwifarms.cc peeps anyways

@realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @p @JoJothegood @FailurePersonified
I'm trying to get through here by apologizing to everyone

@Please @realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified @JoJothegood @p it's not up to them, though, it's up to wendy and crunklord. You should go direct to the source and apologize to them and try to negotiate a deal

@Please @realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified @JoJothegood I take exception to that.

@Please @11112011 @Anunnakey @JoJothegood @p @realcaseyrollins

Give it like a day

@FailurePersonified @11112011 @Anunnakey @JoJothegood @p @realcaseyrollins
It would be weeks or months

@realcaseyrollins
Yeah I was flirting with you, and I would like to currently apologize about that. my brain thought you were Brazilian and that's why.
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

I did not know that all Brazilians are gay but okay

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p For future reference BTW, my gender identity is on my profile.

@realcaseyrollins
What the heck is distended?
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@realcaseyrollins @11112011 @Anunnakey @FailurePersonified @p
CISGENDER FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p It means I identify as the gender corresponding to my birth sex.

@realcaseyrollins
what the heck that literally sounds like the same thing
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@JoJothegood @Anunnakey@freespeechextremist.com @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p You are close;

Being cisgender means I identify as a man.

Being heterosexual means I am attracted to women.

@realcaseyrollins
I'm still confused
@Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified @p

@realcaseyrollins @JoJothegood @Anunnakey @11112011 @FailurePersonified Pleroma doesn't show that stuff.

> Gender identity

> Heterosexual

cool gender