holy shit, R*yal M*il just forged my signature on a package to pretend it was delivered earlier

don't care about the missing delivery time, don't care about the forgery itself, what i DO care about is that it made me feel like i've completely lost my facilities. i've been searching where i put it when the postie rang the doorbell

it wasn't the postie and it wasn't the local DO. i want to know who that is and i want their blood.

"the waiting times are over 30 minutes" i have all the time until the heat death of the universe

"it was a missort in York"
"it shows a picture of someone who isn't me holding the package"
"oh that's just the postman"
"it also shows a signature. whose signature is that? why did the postman put his signature on my package?"
"... so you wanted to file a complaint, right"

I've had a case open. That's as far as I'll go; no cops or anything, to be clear. I'm a bit worried that the higher-ups will try to scapegoat *my* postie (who is great) instead of some asshole in York forging people's signatures. If they do there might be no better options left than to close the case. Bleh

And it was clearly an attempt to use my signature. We vary the first half of it and keep the second half constant. The forgery has the second half match ours closely and the first half is just some scribble. They def looked at past deliveries