We’ve all heard that familiar lament: “oh, look, [annoying thing] is happening, it must be a day ending in y.” We can fix this. We can change the calendar so there are fewer days ending in y. There will be fewer annoying things, forever.
Have you heard how unlikely it is for two bombs to be on the same plane? It stands to reason that you should always bring a bomb with you, so that your plane is less likely to have a bomb that will actually explode on it.