US govt: yah, sooooo... every single social security number and identity got leaked. and we've confirmed that its for sale on the black market

citizens: what???

US govt: we recommend you reach out to one of the three credit agencies to purchase fraud prevention

poor people: we cant afford it! ​​

US govt: crickets. soooo... anyways... once you purchase that protection, you'll be alerted the moment anyone attempts fraud on your accounts

poor people: ​​