bri'ish headlines be like "APPALLING mum of 5 BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS at the TESCO because someone bagged her GROCERIES too FAST"

@vriska isn't bri'an the place where all the trashy tabloids were birthed from

@cell bri'in was the place all trash was birthed from, just look at the USA

@vriska @cell is it 3 o' clock already?
I usually get to digest lunch before people start bitching about the UK

@skells @cell your journalism makes fox news look unbiased

@vriska @skells @cell huh? This is top quality news I think you’ll find, 200% journalistic integrity