@IAMAL_PHARIUS thanks dude, crusty nightmares inbound

My grandfather did this years ago. There was a huge traincrash in his area including a livestock trailer full of pigs. It took them a few days to deal with the dead/injured humans and clear up the wreckage, so by then the pigs were way too rotten to slaughter.

My grandad bought them instead and buried them in a field, then planted apple trees on them. Turned into an amazing orchard.

@Eiregoat @skells over where im at, we bury fish into orchards. works out pretty good so long as it doesnt touch the roots.

shellfish gets smashed and thrown to chicken.

> shellfish gets smashed and thrown to chicken.

Ah, so the threat of chickens encourages the rest to stay sober? Does it work?

@Eiregoat @skells no they eat it often so their eggs dont get soft.

I was joking :P "Smashed" = "drunk."

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Eiregoat @skells
Calcium source sounds like. People keeping chickens in the over here typically buy a bag a feed called egg ration to mix in that serves the same.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @skells how did the germans get rid of 6 million dead jews this fast?

@eee @IAMAL_PHARIUS @skells everyone knows it's easier to cremate a body after you compost it for a few months

@nenetl why choose

You don't need to "choose" to believe it. Just look at the cost of food on a global scale.
I also don't see what composting has to do with keeping up with mass deaths. It's just an incentive to reduce waste and produce compost that can be returned to the earth.

@nenetl i'm just shitposting dude

sorry I thought you were serious, but this is why my folks refuse to go to the farmers market now lol