Microsoft announces plans to reboot Chernobyl reactor to power Clippy for Word.
“We cannot allow Russia to beat us at pissing away humanity” said Microsoft exec Brad Smith, while smoking a kipper at breakfast.
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@lomanfeusagach
no, the Russians only held it for a few months at the start of the war, and gave it up as part of their general retreat from the north of Kyiv in ~April of 2022. You might be thinking of Zaporizhzhia nuclear powerplant in the south of Ukraine.
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