Someone should make an astronomy shitpost site where the goal is to come up with a better definition of planet than the IAU, and people can vote on them and point out edge cases
today's bad definition:
any object in space big enough to be visible by a telescope that's not actively undergoing fusion and isn't orbiting another planet (in which case it's a moon)
obvious edge cases: black holes are planets.
rogue planets are planets, but so are white dwarfs and black holes.
pluto arguably STILL isn't a planet, since it and charon have that barycenter orbit going on. which I think makes them both moons?
