As a kid I worried that I wouldn't be able to come out with the pithy, scathing one liners that my dad said to me, when I became a parent. As a parent I now realise he was just repeating what his Dad said to him. And I feel really sad for both of us.
@fesshole You need to listen to more battle rap, mate. Especially if you're more of a dad rock person: the kids'll be _knocked out_ when they randomly hear a diss track at a party somewhere some years later and realize that dad stole that line, but how's he that down with the underground?
Adding mystery to the dadstory ;)
@fesshole (although personally I craft bespoke oneliners to my kids)
