RT @MicroSFF@twitter.com
"Put it on my account."
"We don't-" the junior bookseller said.
"We do," the senior cut in. "Of course."
The customer took the books - SF and vampire novels - and left.
"We stopped creating new accounts 1879," the senior said, "but we only close old ones at the customer's death."
@atrus You do know they have a Mastodon presence, right? :)
@trinsec I do now!
