**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2021, 08:23

**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2021, 08:23

healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

Jan 22, 2021, 08:23

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is a movie about children being murdered because they liked candy, and it taught me an important lesson about sugar intake

**Trinsec @Qoto** @trinsec@qoto.org · Jan 22, 2021, 08:42

**Trinsec @Qoto** @trinsec@qoto.org · Jan 22, 2021, 08:42

Jan 22, 2021, 08:42

Trinsec @Qoto @trinsec@qoto.org

@healyn But all the kids survived.

**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2021, 08:46

**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2021, 08:46

Jan 22, 2021, 08:46

healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

@trinsec hmmm, please show me evidence that Augustus, Violet, and Veruca made it out alive. I'll wait

**Trinsec @Qoto** @trinsec@qoto.org · 2021-01-22T09:06:24Z

Trinsec @Qoto @trinsec@qoto.org

@healyn Well okay... if purely based on this one movie, we'll just have to believe Willy Wonka where he insists that all kids are still intact. Even though that is still ambiguous.

The 70's really was a scary time. But it didn't teach me a lesson about sugar intake!

Jan 22, 2021, 09:06 · · · ·

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