How does #Superman get his hair cut? With super scissors? A lawnmower or something?

And how does he shave? He should definitely have a beard.

And if you tell me his hair just doesn't grow, you're basically telling me Superman has no pubic hair.

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@LydiaConwell That makes no sense. I mean, he got his hair in the first place, even though it doesn't grow. Why wouldn't the same idea be applied to his pubic hair?

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That still doesn't explain why he's not bald! I don't think wigs survive his supersonic speeds!

What if he can decide at will? He's so OP, this wouldn't surprise me.

@trinsec Well, we can observe he has hair on his head but no beard. So either:

He has no pubic hair
He has no hair at all but wears a wig
He can control which hair grows and which doesn't
He has pubic hair but no beard

@LydiaConwell Roflmao! There actually is a scene drawn about this issue? Well, that did answer our question indeed!

But.. why would he do that to his pubes? Maybe it's a freaking jungle down there!

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