How does #Superman get his hair cut? With super scissors? A lawnmower or something?
And how does he shave? He should definitely have a beard.
And if you tell me his hair just doesn't grow, you're basically telling me Superman has no pubic hair.
@LydiaConwell That makes no sense. I mean, he got his hair in the first place, even though it doesn't grow. Why wouldn't the same idea be applied to his pubic hair?
@trinsec Then he'd have a beard.
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That still doesn't explain why he's not bald! I don't think wigs survive his supersonic speeds!
What if he can decide at will? He's so OP, this wouldn't surprise me.
@trinsec So he must also do this with his pubes as well.
@LydiaConwell Roflmao! There actually is a scene drawn about this issue? Well, that did answer our question indeed!
But.. why would he do that to his pubes? Maybe it's a freaking jungle down there!
@trinsec He does wear lyrca.