Ugh. I really can't bear to follow anyone whose follower count vastly outweighs their following count.
@lydiaconwell And now you can see that a follower count on a non-locked account doesn't really mean a thing. ;)
@trinsec Yes, but some people have a million followers or something and they only follow, like, two people.
@trinsec Oh shit! I seriously didn't know! Most of them are just bots or weirdos or something. That's why I didn't follow back.
See, I followed you back.