OK #StarTrek
You know the #combadge? Well it's not ideal.
I've come up with a better solution:
The Com-underpants
💨 They won't easily fall off
💨 Just press the crotch every time you need to talk to someone
💨 They won't be something the bad guys would be keen to take off
💨 Imposters would be reluctant to wear some taken from someone else
💨 They are more discreet, less likely to attract questions
💨 You get a fresh pair everyday
What do you think?
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@lydiaconwell I'm not sure people fancy talking to the crotch.
@lydiaconwell Yeah, that's totally not going to draw attention!
@trinsec You don't talk _to_ the crotch -- unless you want to whisper a secret message.