my English-speaking friends told me they didn't understand my post from yesterday.
In our "Best in the World school of Soviet Union", in 1978, a smart labor teacher ("Trudovik") illegally made a contract with the boss of Post Office, and schoolchildren made boxes for parcels. Trudovik was always satisfied, and drunk all day.
The child who make money for the teacher did not protest against this free labor and slavery, because before the boxes for parcels they repair and sharpened rusty wood saws, one tooth at a time, for the previous illegal "chef's organization" - and this was much more boring.
The school principal did not protest against free child work and drunk teacher. In this scenario he fuck the wife of a Trudovik, she was an another teacher in the senior classes of the same school.
The wife of the Trudovik also did not protest against this free child labor, because the always drunk husband was useless in sex life. She didn't go to class, and she didn't teach.
The question "where the teacher" had the answer "in his place", in Russian it sounds like "in the place where she is fucked", the Principal's room.
The schoolchildren was happy. They did not have lessons that Trudovik's wife had to teach. But on the final test, almost everyone got bad grades. Almost all can't go to university, and boys fall to the army.
I think, the Soviet Army also had nothing against child labor - literally a few boys jumped out of the tentacles of the "Legendary Red Army". Officers received bonuses for each new soldier.
Someone in school said, the best child workers had a beer - but I wasn't best worker, I didn't receive it. But by the finish of Secondary School we have two alcoholic in the class, and almost everyone was "drink for socialization", 14 yrs old. We don't have any party without wine.
Fortunately, the "fruit-profitable" apple wine was extremely cheap. a bottle of 0.75 liters of such wine cost 0.87-1.05 rubles. School breakfast cost 0.20-0.50 rubles, and lunch cost 2.20 rubles Food in school canteens was very nasty, buying wine instead of lunch did not cause sadness.
"The best education in the world was in USSR". These words make me laugh every time :)
