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Christmas songs be like, "I am happy. It is snowing now. It is snowing and I am happy. Things never get better, every year is the same, but today I am happy. Nostalgia will keep me alive. Nostalgia will keep me safe. These are tears of joy. This is healthy. Everything is fine."
@AmberWavesofFlame @helmickeymouse Don't forget all of the contemporary artists' original Christmas songs, which are all, "Hey, this is a love song, we're in love, but it's Christmas, I guess, so that's nice."