My wife's reviewing a future Biology curriculum and she came to me with a sentence she needed to suggest a revision for because it was "just stupid." It said:
"Plants are easier to study because they don't move."
I tried to get her to change it to "Plants are easier to study because they don't scream" and apparently my "future's not in curriculum." 
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Oh no. Now I have to go tell her she was right on top of the indignity 😬
The real indignity is that the 12yo's working on it with her now. I've been sidelined 😂
@BE just needs a footnote
*loud enough for humans to hear