My wife's reviewing a future Biology curriculum and she came to me with a sentence she needed to suggest a revision for because it was "just stupid." It said:

"Plants are easier to study because they don't move."

I tried to get her to change it to "Plants are easier to study because they don't scream" and apparently my "future's not in curriculum."

@BE also

@giflian

Oh no. Now I have to go tell her she was right on top of the indignity 😬