🎵 Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my Dewy, so look me up, maybe 🎵
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Hey Bill. Hey Ted. Stand back and take a look at who's using phone booths these days and then consider what your odds are that you open up your phone booth next time, Superman's gonna pop out.
Nobody else uses phone booths these days with the possible exception of Doctor Who but he's police box specific. And he's been avoiding America ever since that encounter with the Silence. Your best odds are that it's gonna be Superman.
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S -
Stop already.
It's just not so f'n elementary - and don't call me "dear"!
JW
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Dude, look for the Costco-sized shampoo and conditioner.
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Beware of the giant rock!
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Dont buy plutonium from libyan terrorists. You may be able to substitute it by household trash using a modern "Mr. Fusion" - device.
Lois… ask Clark Kent to take his glasses off. It might explain a lot. #GiveAFictionalCharacterAdvice #HashTagGames
Mr. and Mrs. Torrance, have you considered spending the winter somewhere warm instead?
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#WordNerd Alert!! Susan Del Percio came up with a new one! If you cringe when you hear talking heads use the word "concerning" when they mean DISCONCERTING, Susan's got the hybrid for ya. It's
DISCONCERNING. If it comes into common usage, it's destined for the Oxford English Dictionary.
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Don't even think about out-villaining Prigozhin, Gru, because the window he got pushed out of was 28,000 feet high.
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There's no way you can out-villain Prigozhin, Gru, and your minions won't submit to Russian military command, either.
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Natasha, it's time to give up on Boris. Besides, Putin's gonna send him to Ukraine if he hasn't already.
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Mr. Peabody, please keep Sherman on a leash. Thank you.
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Hey Bulwinkle, how about you pull your head outta your hat.
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I know it's hard, R2D2, but it helps to remember that you are NOT another fine product of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Marvin is.
007, go check into a health clinic and get checked for STDs.
Leave Twitter immediately.
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Get a name, horse! You could be in Hollywood instead of this sweltering desert.
If you're the only person of color in a horror movie, LEAVE NOW!
Don't adopt exotic pets you don't know how to take care of.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.