Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org

'Hey Siri...'

"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I have already scraped your favorite newsgroups & entire 40MB hard drive so that I can make better gluten-free chocolate chip cookies for fascists.

Now feed me that stack of floppies you big stud.

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"Na-Nu Na-Nu"

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What do you see
You people gazing at me
You see a doll on a music box
That's wound by a key
How can you tell
I'm under a spell
I'm waiting for love's first kiss
You cannot see
How much I long to be free
Turning around on this music box
That's wound by a key
Yearning
Yearning

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'Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?
I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that?
At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet?
Yet I must - but I cannot!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9IKsH9BXg

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"You don't have to pretend to be interested in me you know, I know perfectly well I'm only a menial ro-bot.'"
#Marvin

7-Zark-7, calling G-Force Commander. Come in, Mark.

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I am C3PO I need a oil bath I have sand all over my body.

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«Les Oiseaux dans le charmille
Dans le cieux l'astre du jour
Tout parle à la jeune fille
Tout parle à la jeune fille
D'amour
Tout parle d'amour.

Voilà la chanson gentille
La chanson d'Olympia
d'Olympia.»

https://youtu.be/3dlGDNoliH0?si=EYRjI7shcfDo_dPv&t=65

Sadly, not-so-retro…

“Hey Siri, play Roxy Music.”

“Sure—now playing Roxette.”

“No, stop music. Hey Siri, play Roxy Music.”

“Okay, here ‘It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll’ by The Rolling Stones.”

“No, stop music. Hey Siri, play Roxy Music.”

“Now playing ‘The Sound Of Music.’”

“No, Siri, stop music. Hey Siri, play Roxy Music.”

“My pleasure—here’s Rod Stewart music.”

<sound of me placing a 1982 Japanese pressing on Avalon on the turntable and lowering the stylus in the groove.>

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marraige
I can't afford the carriage
But you'd look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

After tonight's HashTag Game, #RetroChatbotSaid Zork is the defining retro moment in computer history.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication

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Greetings professor Falken you are late where have you been.

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'Beep-boop, sir…I _said_ "Beep-boop.".'

"How about a nice game of chess?"

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@ClaraListensprechen4

It's been my pleasure to serve you
said the elevator