Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org

Jounalism award for knowing the difference between “irony” and “hypocrisy”

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Nobel Prize for being Nice

(Not well known because it is given out last and everyone has left the hall)

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Instant karma

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For cramming so many ads on your page that people can't even read the content.
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The Nobel Prize in Quantum “Putting Quantum in Front of Amything””

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Metaphysics (Handed out in theory only)

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The Nobel Prize for Knowing How To Use A Hewlet-Packard Calculator With Reverse Polish Notation (RPN)

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Nobel Prize for Lying. Awarded to the producer of Spiderman, Turn Off the Dark

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A Nobel Prize was awarded to one Henry Bruce Davidson for his voluminous investigation into the death of Greedo in the cantina, which is most often ascribed to Han Solo.

Davidson’s groundbreaking theory posits a second gunman outside the establishment who succeeded in killing Greedo milliseconds before Han shot.

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The Nobel Prize for Time Travel
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It doesn’t exist yet but it has already been awarded

Nobel Prize in Little Known Contributions to Humanity. To be awarded as soon as we have not heard about it.

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The Nobel Prizing For Being Able To Set The Clock And Program A VHS Recorder/Player

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Most significant contribution to the not naming of horses

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You know that almost universal seven-note finger-drumming riff popularly known as “Shave and a haircut two bits.?”

Well, Sharon Avery Janell received a Nobel Prize for its introduction to all cultures.

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The Nobel Prize For Continuing To Use 5 1/4-inch floppies in the 2020s.

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Silly Walks
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The Nobel Prize For Being Able To Understand David Lynch Movies In General And The Twin Peaks TV Shows/Movies In Particular.

I need the winner to explain Twin Peaks: The Return (aka Season 3) to me. Again.

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Nobel Prize for Repetitive Absurdity to whatever jerk decided every day is a "National ____ Day."

We don't need National App Day, National Noodle Ring Day, National Stretching Day, etc., etc., ad nauseum. 🙄

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https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/tomorrow

The Department Of Redundancy Noble Prize For The Redundancy Dept.

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Funniest Joke

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