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Square Dance Calling For Dummies:

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Grab your partner by the hands
Circle to the left, now circle right
Take 3 steps forward, tap your toes
Take 3 steps back, punch your partner's nose
Now sashay left, clap your hands
Sashay right, and drop your pants
Turn to your partner
Now do-si-do
Dip-si-doo
Marinade your partner
🎶Violin solo🎶

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I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said
"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men blunder?"



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I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned, and it rolled on by...


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